If Game of Thrones has taught me anything it’s Kings are fucking weak and don’t mess with a Queen
you could’ve learnt that from chess, bro
I just fainted cause you’re smart as heck
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like
I just pictured Chuck doing this and his first line back is, “I JUST WENT OUT FOR TOILET PAPER!”